Warning: Using things from other published stories.
There was a lady named Constance Moore with some children and a wonderful husband named Lenny. There was a beautiful reddish haired girl named Kris who was 13. "Oh, Mamma," she said, "I -have- to go to the doctor." "Whyever is that, dear," replied Mama. "I need to be checked for POX!" "The Pox have been ruled out for nearly 100 years..you remember." Another girl was named Prudence, and she was 14. There was a lovely baby named Jacky, age 3, a perfect little angel. There were more children.. anyway, there were lots of adults in big, fancy, neat homes with flower patterns and mysterious linings all over. Most of them were in the league of witches, but normal lice commenced. So, there was to be a trip. Kris, 13, happened to wander off, it wouldn't be forever. She was on a dock with other children, many younger and many older. A lady there took her hand and said things would be fine, as she stared into the misty pier and dock. She felt as though she almost walked the plank when suddenly she heard the honk of the big, wooden ship. The trip wasn't too scary. Thye had plenty of the right kinds of food and lots of thick blankets. The ship wasn't for them but another group. A girl named Layla was there, with golden locks braided up. She was 14, like her sister Prudence. A boy with bright brown hair was looking at her and walked over and took off his hat. Then, a girl age 13 named Cindy came. She had been here already for a long time. Her friend with black hair named Mary Jane appeared. She was the most beautiful of creatures that graced this earth, cunning and quite a good IQ. Some boys were playing, hunting and cooking right on the bay. A little boy even was there, dressed in black with black hair, black eyes, and white skin. He was 1 that caught the eye of another. The mist was trying to swirl its way along the merry dock. Some people sat there and wished so much they thought they saw bubbles in the sky and felt their clothes elevating then falling down upon them and sucking into them. Kris had a little booklet in her pocket that spoke of fetching ingredients in the woods in the states.. There was a little turtle slowly walking along the side. Okay, the boat was here, Kris picked up the little girl in gold hair and they all filed into this magnificient boat. "What's your middle name, Kris," asked a nice boy of 12. "Rose," she said. He followed her onto the boat. When they went out all of a sudden there was a boat approaching called the Black Pearl. A pirate with a heart jewel appeared, and the 2 became friends. Jack was fancying with people. Another fancy pirate a bit like him was telling the tale of the danger they were in. They were looking for buried treasure and raided restaurants. "Move aside," Manny said. She was a floucy girl with reddish goldish hair. "Remove," she said. A pirate opened his hand to reveal woman's necklace, not worth much, and she snatched it off with enormous energy. The boats approached a dock, and there was a tavern shaped a bit like a boat. Manny walked in and said, "Ah'd like sum bakin' 'n' grits." $5, said the tender. "1st, ya's got's to erm wrestle me." Manny won and got hers for free. Kris came inside and Manny put her arm around her right away, and she bought her some food, too. Manny was a bit of an idol to Kris.. There was a new, elegant girl all in shades of white, golden thick curls and sparkling eyes. Kris suddenly felt insulted and turned around and said, "Who're you?" "I'm Lyda, not Lidia from Tim Burton's Beetlejuice, aha ha ha. I am a seasoned singer and in my time once traveled the whole world!" "Oh," said Kris. She drank some ginger tea and ate a little cake. The girl walked out so beautifully, Kris said, "What is the secret?" The bartender answered, "That girl's sober as a baby's bottle of milk!!" Kris went up to her, "Please come, how old e-are- you-" "Oh," she said flustered, at 5'6", "I am now 12." She seemed a bit more settled but content with her life in all its sides. A girl with raven hair came in, and immediately Lyda turned around and greeted her most gracefully. The new girl was in green, green puffy sleeves. "I hyad (had) a dress like that," said Lyda. Raven had cunning blue eyes. Finally, they all left with the huge pirate ship. They got lots of money for selling the supplies. The girls spent most of the time dancing the night away. TBC in spirit =] I might be losing it or am I lazy? Does it seem inspired by .. Roald Dahl? I just thought of it.